The ambition stress test
Type your wildest goal. We run the real numbers and print you a receipt: how delusional it is, and exactly what it would take.
Your dream
“hit $20K MRR in 5 months”
Delulu score
86%
Technically possible. Spiritually aggressive.
Thank you for dreaming irresponsibly
↑ an actual receipt · pink = the dream · blue = the math
How it works
“reach 100K followers this year”
Type the thing you’d only admit to the group chat. Money, followers, a startup, a career jump.
Growth rate, deadline pressure, the customers or followers you’d need every single month. Real formulas, not vibes.
Tweak the plan until it’s less delulu — or post the score and let the internet bet against you.
Try it before you type anything
Same engine as your real analysis. Shorten the deadline and see what happens to your sanity.
“I want to hit $20,000 MRR in 5 months.”
Assumes 2% conversion · 5% monthly churn · starting from $0
86%
Industrial Grade Delulu
Technically possible. Spiritually aggressive.
The Delulu scale
Everyone lands somewhere. Low isn’t boring, high isn’t doomed — it just tells you which assumptions are carrying the whole plan.
Suspiciously Reasonable
“This might actually be a plan, not a manifestation.”
Bold, But Sane
“Ambitious, and the spreadsheet agrees.”
Optimism Detected
“The math works. Barely.”
The Group Chat Is Concerned
“Your ambition is fine. Your timeline needs therapy.”
Industrial Grade Delulu
“Technically possible. Spiritually aggressive.”
You Are The Plot
“Main-character energy is not a distribution strategy.”
Pricing
One-time unlocks. No subscriptions, no trials that quietly become charges.
The Receipt
Know exactly how delulu you are.
$0forever
Make It Less Delulu
Keep the dream. Fix the plan.
$9one-time
Prove Us Wrong
Go public. Let the internet bet.
$19one-time
Questions
Delulu is a free web app that stress-tests ambitious goals. You type a goal like “hit $20K MRR in 5 months” and it returns a Delulu Score from 0 to 100, a verdict, and an itemised receipt showing the growth, customers, followers or savings the goal would actually require.
No. Delulu is planning and entertainment. The score measures how much pressure your assumptions are under — not your literal odds of success.
Assumption pressure: required growth rate, how compressed your timeline is, how many customers or followers you’d need each month, and the gaps (like distribution or churn) that quietly kill plans. Every point is itemised on your receipt.
Nope. Your first score is free and needs no sign-up. You only create an account if you want to save it, unlock the optimiser, or start a public challenge.
No. The score is deterministic math — same inputs, same answer, every time. AI is only used to explain the result in plain English when you ask it to.
Never. Upgrades are one-time unlocks. No trials that turn into charges, no “cancel anytime” fine print.
Sixty seconds from now you’ll know if it’s a plan or a manifestation.