Type your wildest goal. We run the real numbers and print you a receipt: how delusional it is, and exactly what it would take.
Your dream
“hit $20K MRR in 5 months”
Delulu score
88%
Technically possible. Spiritually aggressive.
Thank you for dreaming irresponsibly
Put on the receipt this week: dreams of every size
Three steps, about a minute, and a receipt you can argue with.
Type the thing you’d only admit to the group chat. Money, followers, a startup, a career jump, a language, a marathon, a 100 kg bench.
Your dream
“reach 100K followers this year”
Detected: creator goal
Growth rate, deadline pressure, the customers or followers you’d need every single month. Real formulas, not vibes.
Tweak the plan until it’s less delulu — or post the score and let the internet bet against you.
Delulu score
83%
Same engine as your real analysis. Shorten the deadline and see what happens to your sanity.
“I want to hit $20,000 MRR in 5 months.”
Assumes 2% conversion · 5% monthly churn · starting from $0
Live Delulu score
88%
Industrial Grade Delulu
Lower = less delulu. Move something.
Technically possible. Spiritually aggressive.
Everyone lands somewhere. Low isn’t boring, high isn’t doomed — it just tells you which assumptions are carrying the whole plan.
Suspiciously Reasonable
“This might actually be a plan, not a manifestation.”
Bold, But Sane
“Ambitious, and the spreadsheet agrees.”
Optimism Detected
“The math works. Barely.”
The Group Chat Is Concerned
“Your ambition is fine. Your timeline needs therapy.”
Industrial Grade Delulu
“Technically possible. Spiritually aggressive.”
You Are The Plot
“Main-character energy is not a distribution strategy.”
The score is a formula you can read, not a model’s mood. AI only writes up your plan when you ask for one — it never sets or changes the number.
How the score worksDeterministic
Same inputs, same score, every time. Every factor and its maximum is published.
Kept out of URLs
Your typed goal is handed to the calculator inside your browser, never in a link that ends up in logs.
The score, the fixes, the written plan, the public vote. No paywall, no card, no trial that turns into a charge.
The Receipt
Know exactly how delulu you are.
$0free forever
Make It Less Delulu
Keep the dream. Fix the plan.
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Go Public
Let the internet judge.
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Delulu is a free web app that stress-tests ambitious goals. You type a goal like “hit $20K MRR in 5 months” and it returns a Delulu Score from 0 to 100, a verdict, and an itemised receipt showing the growth, customers, followers, savings, study hours or training the goal would actually require.
No. Delulu is planning and entertainment. The score measures how much pressure your assumptions are under — not your literal odds of success.
Assumption pressure: required growth rate, how compressed your timeline is, how many customers or followers you’d need each month, and the gaps (like distribution or churn) that quietly kill plans. Every point is itemised on your receipt.
Nope. Your first score is free and needs no sign-up. The optimiser needs no account either. You only create one to save your receipts, get a written plan, start a public challenge or build your board.
No. The score is deterministic math — same inputs, same answer, every time. AI is only used to write up your plan in plain English when you ask for one in the optimiser, and it never sets or changes the score.
Yes, all of it: the score, the receipt, the optimiser, the written plan, public challenges and your board. No paywall, no card, no trial. The written plan needs a free account, and there's a daily limit on plans so the AI bill stays sane.
Sixty seconds from now you’ll know if it’s a plan or a manifestation.